2. Zai Zai was my father repaired, he ran go to my mother complained:
3. Hongtao encounter foreign visitors a day, on accosted said before: I am Hong TaoLiu, foreign guests, saying: I am his mother or side shows 70 too!
4 Tarzan and friends to the top to see the sunrise, a friend pointed to the sky, said: Bai! what you cried ah!
5. Ghost: God, I think the next reincarnation and angel white body, and with a pair of wings, but I still want to suck blood.
God: that you be reborn to do Whisper it!
6. Bio exam day, including a question is to look at the bird's leg to guess the bird's name. Some students really do not understand, angry on the paper a tear ready to leave the examination room. Invigilator very angry then asked him:
7. The doctor asked the patient how the fractures, A: I think there are sand shoes, shoes on leaning poles shake, shake ah shake ...... I think I have a personal electric shock, and then took a stick to me two stick.
8. A professor teaching in the field: One student quickly said: Professor: A couple of contraceptive failure epigenetic a little boy, the child's life out on the clenched fist, have been laughing. A nurse to break apart his fist. Found inside a pill, and then speak a little boy:
10. Two men go to the mountains to play, who accidentally took a fall off a cliff, peer worried shouted: I still fall down it ~~~~~
11. Monkey asked the fox, how to describe an elephant up with a song that ass? Fox said: Leo's <
12. Tiger chasing two brothers, my brother is not run, said: had.
13. Noodles are steamed Hai Bian, looking to avenge cousin instant noodles, instant noodles, saw BEAN BAG beat on the meal, came back on the noodles, said: Rest assured, I have to fight it out feces.
;
14. Aircraft, the crow of the flight attendants said: the pig, said: ; ;
15. a king princess was asked to marriage, to an apple on the princess's head, who should it hit the have the opportunity to marry the princess.
first man shot in the apple, he said: ; ;
16. the sun to the grass to call < br> Sun: Hey, you grass? my day.
grass: I grass, Who are you?
sun: My day ah!
grass: I grass, you in the end Who?
Sun: I day ah, you grass it
grass: TMD, Who are you in the end, my grass
sun: I am Japanese, I ah
on grass: I am the grass.
grab the sun's mother by telephone: grass, I am on his mother, grass your mother okay?
; ;
17. Wolf just wanted to take food when passing a house, I heard A man learned their children: ! !
; ;
18. the first day, the white rabbit to the river fishing, caught nothing, go home.
next day the rabbit went to the river fishing, or catch nothing, go home.
third day, the rabbits arrived in the river, a big fish to jump out from the river, directed at a small rabbit exclaimed:
If you fucking dare to use the carrot as bait, I on the flat die!
; ; ;
19. a mental patient in writing, the doctor asked: What is it? know?! ; ; ;
20.
primary topic sentences: while ...... while ......< br> children: his side undress, while trousers.
Teacher comments: he in the end is to de ah? or wear ah?
Title: One
children: one a left foot injury I had.
Teacher comments: You are centipede it?
Title: after another
children: work, my father's home after another.
Teacher comments: in the end you have a few father ah?
Title: sad
children: a ditch in front of my home very sad.
Teacher comments: the teacher is more sad
topics: and they
children: my mother short and tall fat and skinny.
Teacher comments: Your mother is a deformation of magic it?
Title: You see
kids: Do you see what to see discount burberry! never seen ah?
teacher reviews: Do not be too pulled
Title: thriving
children write: thriving Wing confession.
teacher reviews: Do not look too much drama!
Title: delicious
children write: delicious ass.
teacher :.........< br> Subject: naive < br> children to write: today's really hot.
teacher reviews: Do you really naive
Title: really
kids said: Yesterday I ate fruit and then turbid
teacher reviews: a phrase, can not be separated
topics: first ...... then ...... Example: eat first, then take a bath.
children: Sir, good-bye!
teacher reviews :........ .........< br> Topic: What is
children: a train passes Moreover Moreover Moreover Moreover
Teacher comments: I have to die
21. male and female friends to sleep in a room, the woman drew the line: off-line is brutal. Found that men really do not wake up over the line ray ban online, woman severely beat a man slap in the face: you do not even like animals!
; ; ;
22. a woman can not read, but like to listen to the radio asics onitsuka tiger women, listen to weather forecasts every day. One day, asked his family to eat:
23. cliff just a mouse waving paw, jump again and again, to learn to fly, bat watching it fall next to the mother's badly beaten, worried that: it is father to do not tell it, it is not we real daughter!
24. Ants and elephants get married soon, the elephant died. Ants while buried in the elephant, while crying:
25. You boys and a girl crush on the girl and blow the courage to ask what kind of boys like
26. Day, I catch the last train out of breath while chasing repeatedly calling: Master! Master, and so I suddenly famous ah ~
passenger stuck his head out the window, slowly in front of me said: Do not chase!
27. One on the road to see a bunch of things, squat sniffed, said it might be going to the toilet, put his hand touched his mouth to lick the next point, that really is going to the toilet, but fortunately did not step on! ~
30. A public toilet, A Jun constipation, do not pull a long dragged out, then another man rushed Jun B, just squat on the crackling does not pull good fun, A-Jun, after hearing, said: Yeah, pull was so happy
31. Road in a car accident - a turtle nest cattle trampled. Police are investigating the cause of the accident, said Wo Niu: how the turtle hit you? The nest is hanging plaster uncertain ground beef recalls panic: I do not remember, he was too fast
32. Junior high school, a math teacher equation change, on the podium sleeves rolled loudly: Students pay attention! I want to deformed! ... ...
33. There are rabbits into a store and asked the boss: you have no carrots to sell here? His wife said: no. After a child rabbit again Q: Do you have carrots to sell here? Impatient boss said no! After a child again asked the rabbit, the boss had had enough: if you come back trouble, I took scissors to cut your ears!
After a child rabbit again: Do you have scissors to sell here? The boss said: no. Rabbit asked: Do you sell here, there are no carrots ... ...
34. Someone in a mental hospital practice, suddenly a neurotic holding a kitchen knife to chase him, this man turned around and ran, ran until a dead end, thinking that this is over, the patient said: you knife, which you chase me.
35. His father took the bus.
Son: Dad, what time to ah?
father: stop to go.
son: When to stop ah?
father: to stopped.
36. Moujun first plane, fear, afraid to open eyes, eyes open after 15 minutes, look out the window, shouting: > sat next said: Sorry, made a mistake !!
38. Sanmao to the hair salon to do hair, the hair stylist said: I compiled a tails. Hair stylist accidentally knocked off San Mao, a hair. San Mao sighed and said: I carve to a good pull. Yet another hair stylist accidentally knocked off the root. San Mao saw the fire: Ah you to want me disheveled?
happy one day, trouble is one day, then why do not we live each day happily it!
No comments:
Post a Comment