1, fascinating and charming woman is lighter, is woman understand style fire extinguishers.
2, because the money-dirt, so the flowers are always inserted in cow dung.
3, men want to lock the zipper wallet women, women want to lock a man's pants zipper.
4, travel to go home early, call in the downstairs first, at least for the time They wear clothes.
5, a man engaged in a woman's belly is big, man or men engaged in a big belly. The former is due to fertilization, the latter because of alcohol.
6, a woman will see naked men, screaming, whistling men will see women naked.
7, most men would like a monk, as in the process learn there are N times the opportunity to get married.
8, a woman moaning and nagging, can make a man unable to parry.
9, division of labor: a man for his wife before going to work by the tie to bed by the lover for his solution belt.
10, husband of malicious people as possible dumping practices, would not marrying is local protectionism.
11, captured the brain cells is much more difficult than the capture of the egg.
12, who was born to love, so I want to learn, have to learn to love.
13, fitted bathroom mirror purpose: to let people Sa Paoniao look in the mirror.
14, the first time I heard
15, women had no news is good news for men perhaps; man no news is definitely bad news for women.
16, the old lady to 铁杵磨成针 the idiom story, the young man put the needle into Tiechu Mount adult story.
17, kissing, is a pastime for men, for women it is ecstasy.
18, husband - his wife's eyes than the
19, C - involvement of A, B,
20, in tears and in the doubly wound, the effect is the same.
21, life is like a play, you can just shoot NG, life can not.
22, knew nothing of love without hesitation because, for the love of caution because of little knowledge, refused to love a thousand miles because Taichetaiwu.
23, sugar daddy - Robin Hood is the most gentle way.
24, my wife will tell how much a pound of vegetables a man, a man lover will tell how many stars the night sky.
25, junior artists, inspired by the pain, being inspired by senior artists.
26, love the beginning, men like to play the role of savior; the end of love, women like to play the victim role.
27, honeymoon - a
28, male-female relationships will be handled for the elephants, not handled properly will spread gossip.
29, a real attractive woman, so that men first saw her in the chest, the second eye to see her mind.
30 herve leger swimsuit, the role of force is mutual, in addition to the power of love.
31, the philosopher of love is to discuss the question, love is the essay question writer, a mathematician's love is the math, politicians love is to determine the title, is filled with ordinary people's love problems , filled with boring love life.
32, women often complain that men do not close, the men often complain about social injustice.
33, the first man out of love with sex, love The second is because of inertia, love the last one is due to inertia.
34, the foundation to cover skin blemishes, smiling to cover up the wounds of the soul.
35, face acne of the boys and men face old plaques, in essence, no difference.
36, a good man to woman to understand the world, the bad man to a woman misunderstood world.
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38, in general, to intervene out of good intentions, get involved with ulterior motives.
39 asics running shoes women, extramarital affairs - is a literary and artistic works in the story, in real life is an accident.
40, the girl playing the guitar like a man, because they create poetry; women like Dan Mianhua men, because they create value.
41, a third party - love in the remainder of the division.
42, people who know food will not eat all the steak cooked; know how to love people, do not promise forever.
43, wives are looking for decent, looking for lover looking for punctuality.
44, a good lover is like a family, a bad lover is like a monk.
45, when faced master of Love with an open mind, they are not experienced when in love killer guilty.
46, love - that is, all permutations and combinations of men and women combined.
47, stupid wholesale out of love alone The exquisite.
48, fell in love with a person's psychological history is: the person's position in your heart from the
49, love the most likely to be sacrificed on the altar of youth.
50, a woman lying down is to give men the opportunity to try to be brave.
51, a woman fall in love with her man looking down, men will fall in love with the woman looked up at him.
52, a man's love is bottom-up, a woman's love is top-down.
53, book, home is a necessity in the study were in the home is rich decorations.
54, committed no retail price maintenance paul smith college, and sometimes worthless, sometimes priceless.
55, full of love, is that existing between two hearts, but also in between the two legs.
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